FUNNY PAGES IS A WORK OF FICTION. ANY RESEMBLENCE OF IT'S CHARACTERS TO PERSONS LIVING OR DEAD IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL.

FUNNY PAGES IS A WORK IN PROGRESS. HOWEVER, HERE IS AN INTRODUCTION AND A FEW GLIMPSES OF ITS WACKED OUT HUMOR ABOUT WAR ON THE INTERNET.

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FUNNY PAGES

INTRODUCTION

This book is dedicated to heaping ridicule on "Little Mickey", The Hyper-troll.

Little Mickey is one of the few ID's this Internet Troll doesn't use. Best estimates are he has a hundred or more ID's. Many of them are close facsimiles of other Yahoo posters he lamely tries to impersonate or ridicule.

To have a full appreciation of the attempts at biting humor here, one must understand that various other posters have applied derogatory and fitting nicknames to this troll of so many names. These include:

Hyper-Troll

Foul-Mouthed Lizard (or Lizard for short)

StinkFingers (Stinky for short)

Hard Luck Harry

and the more generic "Azzhole"

Folk wisdom has it that the Hyper-Troll is an apparently un-employed, 55 year old, divorced, former pizza coupon salesman residing in Louisville, KY. Some believe he has a criminal record hence he is sometimes here characterized here as a prison inmate though LIZARD is the overriding image used.

The Hyper-Troll monitors certain boards almost twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week. Those he has chosen to harass can not post on any subject without receiving a vile response and a barrage of one star ratings within minutes. These responses seldom deal with a posts subject matter. Rather they are purely ad holmium attacks on the poster laced with profanity, vulgarity, homophobia, perverse sexual characterizations of the poster, anti-Semitic and racial references (no matter who), and are often accompanied by links to generic pictures of the most vulgar and often perverse nature he alleges to be the poster he is attacking.

Despite his own considerable years, omnipresence, and apparent temperament, the Hyper-Troll favors including a characterization of the posters under attack as decrepit, senile, lonely, bitter old-timers with nothing to do but post.

When not attacking others, The Hyper-troll often posts expressing the most extreme right wing view using terms like Democraps, Libertards, and referring to The President as a Halfrican.

Given his truly obsessive one-starring practices and chronic homophobia, I have chosen to portray his many ID's as one-star-fairies in some of these satirical cartoons. In some of these cartoons I have added explanatory notes as necessary.

Please enjoy the Hyper-Troll-Roast on the pages of this site. New cartoon pages will be added regularly. A blog page will follow to get your feedback.

No offense is meant to any gender, ethnic, racial, religious, or life-style group. Any references of that nature are meant as satire of views expressed by The Hyper-Troll.

Remo Dawg (Sept 2009)

P.S. I'm the dog in these cartoons. Woof. woof. woof.

The cartoons of Funny Pages are best appreciated by playing the soundtrack accessible below each cartoon. Be sure to turn one off before going to the next or you'll have a cacaphony of soundtracks.

P.P.S. Don't judge my Hyper-Troll-hobby too harshly. I am a sixty-four year old retired professional who indeed has free time for it. It takes a lot to provoke me, but this Troll has dogged me (no pun intended) for three years and others for who knows how long.

Besides, I have already turned my Hyper-Troll-hobby to profit with the publication of two books with material related to the Hyper-troll. These are available on Amazon.com. Give them a look.

Remo

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THIS TURNS THE "LAUGH LAUGH" SOUND TRACK OFF/ON. =========>

RUN BOTH ABOVE SOUND TRACKS SIMULTANEOUSLY.

MY REACTION TO YET ANOTHER ID (DEWARS) FROM THE HYPER-TROLL. (GIVE IT A CHANCE TO START.)

PLAY BOTH ABOVE SOUND TRACKS SIMULTANEOUSLY

RUN BOTH SOUND TRACKS BELOW TOGETHER.

ALTERNATE SOUND TRACK A.

ALTERNATE SOUND TRACK B.

NOTE: THE HYPER-TROLL COMPLAINED TO YOLA THAT HIS REAL NAME (WHICH HE LONG DENIED) WAS BEING USED IN THESE CARTOONS. (SUCH USE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED.) THIS WAS MY REACTION. WOOF. WOOF.

ALTERNATE SOUND TRACK A.

ALTERNATE SOUND TRACK B.

RUN BOTH SOUND TRACKS BELOW TOGETHER.

MORE SAMPLE CARTOONS TO BE ADDED.